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thatevafreak:

2-ee:

an average day on the /SFM subreddit

IS this for fuicking real?

jnutt24:

yourmothwallace:

tommyoliverblogs:

cyrilthewolf:

sparkymidnight:

shybeatsart:

dirk-prince-of-heart:

Well, its GETTING HIGH AS FUCK

70 years of being depressed

A lifetime of dying inside.Well fuck you too life.

I also have a lifetime of dying inside. Guess what life??? I’m gonna DIE OUTSIDE just to spite you!

MAINLY DOIN WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT PREACH IT

70 years of suffering

WHO CARES?! I’M LIVING IN MOMS GARAGE

Forever being me, Welp, time to masterbate

jnutt24:

yourmothwallace:

tommyoliverblogs:

cyrilthewolf:

sparkymidnight:

shybeatsart:

dirk-prince-of-heart:

Well, its GETTING HIGH AS FUCK

70 years of being depressed

A lifetime of dying inside.
Well fuck you too life.

I also have a lifetime of dying inside.

Guess what life??? I’m gonna DIE OUTSIDE just to spite you!

MAINLY DOIN WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT PREACH IT

70 years of suffering

WHO CARES?! I’M LIVING IN MOMS GARAGE

Forever being me, Welp, time to masterbate

(Source: harryfloorcorn)

Let me know how your TOTALLY LEGIT night shift goes lmao

Anonymous

I’m not kidding, I’ve been there, it seemed alright

MY SUMMER JOB

OK GUYS… I’m scared,

My mom wants me to have a summer job, and she signed me up as a NIGHT GUARD, at a CHUCKY CHEESE, and the form said that the animatronics BAND, do move at night… and my work hours are from 12am - 6am

Does THIS??? ring a bell??

indigocards:

tastefullyoffensive:

"I guess I have to give him credit…" -texaspuffin

Me in chemistry

indigocards:

tastefullyoffensive:

"I guess I have to give him credit…" -texaspuffin

Me in chemistry

panic-at-the-bilbo:

I thought this was hilarious when I was drunk

panic-at-the-bilbo:

I thought this was hilarious when I was drunk

(Source: lolgifs.net)

cheeks-74:

The #Popeye animated feature movie is gonna be something special. Still one of my all-time favorite properties. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1lzJuwJD9k#t=10 #sonypicturesanimation #imageworks #doneright #Genndyforpresident #GenndyTartakovsky

cheeks-74:

The #Popeye animated feature movie is gonna be something special. Still one of my all-time favorite properties. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1lzJuwJD9k#t=10 #sonypicturesanimation #imageworks #doneright #Genndyforpresident #GenndyTartakovsky

throughthexhole:

deadlinejon:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time

Space Jam 2 is looking great

throughthexhole:

deadlinejon:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time

Space Jam 2 is looking great

(Source: xeppeli)